Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but then the ping pong playing cats get rabies and attack you lol.

I wish for a wish

granted, but you spend it making a useless wish

i wish for an un-corruptable wish :D

Granted, but you need to wish for uncorruptible wishes then make that wish. so yo need 2 wishes.

i wish for someone to answer this question. Can a mod post on things then locked?

Granted, but the answer is in a spoiler

Spoiler:

I wish for that poor grandma to stop getting kicked