Corny Puns

well, darkness said the chatbox wasn't the place to post it. Here it is.

Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

I know, no answer.

anyone can roast beef, but NO ONE can pee soup!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! l luv that one....

Googler, lullz.

Here's a real pun.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

lol, no. It wuz on the Cartoon Network show Chowder.

Really? I found it on iCarly (No I don't watch it)

lol, fail. Oh wait, you don't watch it. Your are now again listed in Halo's Big Book Of Cool.

:D

Did you read title? To right with a broken pencil is pointless.

i made this a place for people to post puns. :D

Ima google some now.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down

Hey, I found that 1 too!

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.


Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Pff, classic.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Don't worry, he's all right now.

xD

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Lol.

Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

Punster award. Where's my munster cheese?

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will

Was gonna post that...

whut site are u on?

Pun of the Day.

Never invest in funerals, it's a dying industry

heey, I'm there too!

Organ donors put their heart into it.

He was arrested for throwing bombs from a boat, but they dropped the charges

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!

Those who study the moon are optimists. They look at the bright side

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

As the shoe said to the hat, 'You go on ahead, and I'll follow on foot'

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Haa, I pwn you! jkjk